Stop Playing with Your Food, Jack

 

Little Jack Horner, he’s the one who pulled out a plum and then said, “What a good boy am I!” No, Jack, you aren’t. First off, you just stuck your finger in your Christmas pie. Mom always told you not to play with your food. Then you pulled out a piece of squishy juicy that’s probably going to stain your white shirt.

Of course, Little Jane would have been a little smarter about the entire process. She would have worn this adorable sweater. Rich plum color, no plum stain.

The hue of this gorgeous Plum Short-Sleeved Girls Sweater by Ketiketa is so rich it’s perfect for the holiday season. Not to mention how every little girl should have a comfy cashmere sweater to keep her toasty in this winter. The two-button is an easy-on, easy-off wrap of warmth. Its simplicity is really a bonus. With all of those fancy-schmancy holiday outfits to compete with, it doesn’t detract while still adding a little bit of elegance to your little girl.

Yes, if Little Jane had her way with this Christmas pie, she probably also would have tackled it a little better. For instance, she probably would have used a spoon instead of her thumb. What a good girl she is.