He’s not the most forthcoming of children. You might say he plays things close to the vest. He keeps things on a need-to-know basis. He silently stalks from room to room. Nope, there’s nothing to see here. Move along, people. He’s full of secrets. You just know he is. After all, he’s never been that great with sharing, toys or otherwise. He might know where Batman lives. He might even know something about Stonehenge. But he wouldn’t tell you if he did. Sure, he goes into his room for rest time. But with all that random crashing and smashing the second you close the door, what goes on in there after you leave? And where does he disappear to with snacks and a juice box?
With all this cloak and dagger secrecy, isn’t it perfect that colder days are covered with this kids Appaman Vest? It has a cool retro feel for when he wants to keep things hidden, like whether he’s chilly or not. Because being chilly is for babies, not big boys like him. As secretive as he is, one thing is as clear—a sneaky little smile crosses his tight lips whenever he puts on this toasty warm vest by Appaman.
So if you’re looking for someone who has something to say, look elsewhere. This kid is keeping things on the down low. Now if you’ll excuse him, to the bat cave.